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Liverpool Football Team caught in drinking scandal

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Last night in Liverpool player such as Trent Alexander-Arnold, Virgil Van Dijk, Diogo Jota, Allison Becker, Darwin Nunez and others. It was said that they stumbled into Manchester City whilst under the influence and made some quite concerning discussions.


Darwin Nunez whilst singing down the road when confronted with Haaland claimed he had better positing and speed then him which clearly makes him a better player. After this attempted to get Haaland to pray at his feet in which Haaland responded with "Haaland say no" and then proceeded to 2 foot him in the face. Whilst this was going down it was stated that your could hear Trent wining about how he is clear of Reece James whilst having an argument with a bald homeless man who was named Dave. Diogo Jota was spotted attempting to get intimate with Kevin De Bruyne and was reportedly heard asking him how he gets so many assits. Darwin Nunez was also spotted pushing over an old lady walking home and shouted give me ur stick. He proceeded to hit her untill she was unconscious until emergency services arrived and took her to hospital. She survived with serious injuries and is set to press charges.

Image of Darwin Nunez Beating up old lady


Liverpool Football Club have not come out with any sort of statement about the situation but are expected to when Jurgen Klopp wakes up from his dream of playing Champions League Football next season.

 
 
 

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