Despite the fans calling him a disgrace and claiming all he is in the game for is money. After accepting his amazing contract after some disappointment at PSG he has opted out. Signing for Real Madrid last night on a free deal to clean Benzema's shoes, he is set to be the best towel boy to ever play the game. He was seen catching a flight out of Paris last night at 8:03pm on Ryan Air economy into Madrid last night. It is said the he broke 2 limbs on the flights landing into Madrid he is set for a speedy recovery and has been seen plucking dirt from the bottom of Benzema and Vinicius Juniors shoes. Personally great signing for the team as he will be affective with his speed and cheerleading skills. It is said that we will be payed on a weekly basis of one loaf of bread and some jam. It has also been stated by a journalist that he has to get an avatar arrow in red on his head and stand next to Benzema 24/7 so the fans never worry about where he is on the pitch.
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